The Grand Tour
Mine was: Draco would love to learn more about dragons, please. Charlie and Draco didn't end up shagging each other.
That's not a bad summary of the story, although Draco's perhaps not as eager to learn about dragons as that implies.
If you're interested,
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( The Grand Tour )
TDU's Big Mistake
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What I'm looking for is an extremely intelligent man who is interesting and entertaining to talk to. I also want him to be witty and find humour in the most bizarre and mundane situations. So, I'm booking the Tardis and going back to 1885 to find Albus Dumbledore in his mid forties.
Your wish is my command...
(With thanks to
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( Gotterdammerung )
I'm not sure that this really counts. Can you have Götterdämmerung-themed fluff?
Ten themes
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Anyway, if you're looking for a little escapist fun, the links are here.
Part One: In which the invalids are taken to The Burrow
Part Two: In which Charlie and Hermione spend time together, more or less reluctantly.
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match...
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Um... crack pairing? Huge age difference. Nothing untoward.
Intrigued?
Picking up the Pieces
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Not a proper fan
*waves at everyone*
I'm really not a proper HP fan. I like the books and I'm looking forward to my copy arriving from England later this week. But you know, I was always really just here for the writing and the giggles.
So this is to say that I know I've been quiet round people's LJ's lately and I probably will be until all the general squeeing and debating and dissecting dies down (good alliteration skills there). I've been reading a bit and commenting very occasionally, but I really don't feel like I'm part of the 'fandom' (and I'm not sure I want to be).
I have been, by choice, completely and utterly 'spoiled' - I even read some of the infamous carpet book a week ago until I decided it was way too much like hard work! - so no need to worry on that front.
Oh, and just to say thanks to TDU for the important info on Charlie's arms. She also observed that the only other arms that have significance in the books are those marked with the Dark Mark. I think we can all see how the muscular arms of the best-looking Weasley are an important literary counterpoint and that it was necessary for them to appear again in DH. *nods in satisfaction*
That bet
Cheerful in defeat, I willingly offer up a thousand words to a prompt of your choice, rhetoretician.
stmargarets Mary Sue gets another visitor in her lair
Sorry, sorry, sorry. But it's all your fault, St M. That meme put ideas into my head that couldn't be left alone. And at least now you have someone to bring to the party.
*runs away and hides*
So am I the only one?
Oh yes, I've been reading those spoilers/leaks/scans...
No, you're getting nothing from me. Promise.
I think I've mentioned before that knowing what's going to happen doesn't affect my enjoyment of a book, except perhaps to relieve some of the initial scramble-to-get-through-it-as-quickly-as-possible-to-find-out-what-happens tension. So I won't have to worry about that this time.
Unless the spoilers are fake.
But here is an interesting thing I've noticed about people's response to the leaks. A number of comments are about how these aren't 'JKR's style'. Now, I haven't read the whole thing (too lazy) but what I have read strikes me as exactly JKR's style. Which got me to wondering about the effect of having read fanfiction on one's actual reading of the book.
I wasn't in the fandom before HBP so I've never had this experience before. How do the rest of you deal with it? Do you get so used to thinking of the HP world in the style of your favourite fanfics that JKR's style seems jarring? Do you long for
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Hooray!
At last I can say I'm a Sugar Quill author! I've been lurking around there for somewhere between eighteen months and two years and now, finally, I have a story up.
Thanks to
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It's Long Love's Day, btw, so most of you have already read it. I hope to start publishing The Squib there soon.
Who's up for a challenge?
The BBC are looking for 100 word summaries of the Harry Potter books so far (yes, that's right, 100 words for all 6 books), to get newcomers to the series up to speed before DH! Or something like that.
Why not have a go here?
Just a little comfort fic
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Challenges, Challenges
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This won't make any sense unless you've read the earlier parts (and even if you have, I'm not promising anything!)
Don't forget, today's the day!
Details are here
Basically they're looking for links to completed stories either on LJ or archived at another site that might be suitable for the Quill. Read anything great lately? Check with the author then recommend away. Think you're up to it? Link to your own work if you like (I'm sure that's what I'll be doing!)
Accepted authors will become proper SQ authors with an SQ beta and can begin submitting all their stories in the normal way.
This may be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity - don't miss it!
(lots of hugs to
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Not exactly a prediction
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Though, come to think of it, I wouldn't actually object if there were, say, a Weasley Quidditch match, on the hottest day of summer with everyone stripped down to just shorts, described in some detail in Deathly Hallows. Muscles, freckles, sweat. That would make a very nice start to the book. *nods*
I thought I'd better archive it here, just so I can say I told you so in a few weeks time. *grins*