It's all my fault

[girlyswot]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I gave nundu_art a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In October I gave rhetoretician a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last month I turned gabrielladusult in for farting in church (3 points). Last Sunday I put money in zia_montrose's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-955 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, girlyswot

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Maybe I should send some superglue to George Bush? It would be nice if someone could mend Iraq but I'm a little busy right now.

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[amamama.livejournal.com]

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So I was obviously together with you in breaking Irak - oops. I think a barrel of superglue to put GW in might help. Also - what do we have against poor Gabby? You turn her in for farting, while I push her in the mud. Tsk, tsk.

[amamama.livejournal.com]

This is just hilarious. Great mood improver (have had a blasted headache all day). And I wouldn't mind Lego... :)

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[girlyswot.livejournal.com]

Ooh, what happened there? You have two letters - that's cheating!

[girlyswot.livejournal.com]

Rhetoretician's X-box, huh? I bet he's devastated.