It's all my fault

[girlyswot]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I gave nundu_art a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In October I gave rhetoretician a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last month I turned gabrielladusult in for farting in church (3 points). Last Sunday I put money in zia_montrose's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-955 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, girlyswot

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Maybe I should send some superglue to George Bush? It would be nice if someone could mend Iraq but I'm a little busy right now.

Comments

[girlspell.livejournal.com]

So funny. Alas...I tried and could not copy this. I couldn't find the large edit box? Too much for my little brian.

[peverell.livejournal.com]

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LOL! A spanking?? Isn't that rather, well, kinky?

[girlyswot.livejournal.com]

Genocide is obviously worse than breaking Iraq. Hmm.

[amamama.livejournal.com]

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So I was obviously together with you in breaking Irak - oops. I think a barrel of superglue to put GW in might help. Also - what do we have against poor Gabby? You turn her in for farting, while I push her in the mud. Tsk, tsk.

[amamama.livejournal.com]

This is just hilarious. Great mood improver (have had a blasted headache all day). And I wouldn't mind Lego... :)

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[girlyswot.livejournal.com]

Ooh, what happened there? You have two letters - that's cheating!

[girlyswot.livejournal.com]

Rhetoretician's X-box, huh? I bet he's devastated.

[crumplehornedki.livejournal.com]

At least I get something right this year!

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[girlyswot.livejournal.com]

You have been busy! Hope you get the new bike.

[nundu-art.livejournal.com]

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My, my. I have been naughty! (and what is it with the Dutch Ovens?)

[girlyswot.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what Dutch ovens are.

[tdu000.livejournal.com]

Then you haven't been following the discussion at The Golden Plate (Sugar Quill food thread)! It has been discussed with a degree detail usually reserved for Snape.

[girlyswot.livejournal.com]

That's not a recommendation!!

[tdu000.livejournal.com]

The Mad. Hunter was the one who knew most about them so you can imagine the length of the description!

[zia-montrose.livejournal.com]

How did the Santa generator know I have trouble feeding meters?

And I don't think the 'Dutch Oven' being awarded negative points is the same as the cooking pot they're apparently discussing in tedious detail on the Quill (haven't looked), but more like the one you'd find a definition of in the Urban Dictionary. Ooh, gross! Yes, I spent far too much time with boys on sports teams in order to know such things...

[girlyswot.livejournal.com]

I plead all ignorance of every kind of Dutch Oven!