One of these things is not like the others:

[girlyswot]

Track


Bristol


Willow


Piper


Elvendork


Trig


Sarah Palin's children's names are in fact, rhyming slang:

Track (and field): well-heeled, rich
Bristol (City): titty, tits
(Weeping) Willow: pillow
(Pied) Piper: hyper
Trig(onometry): geometry

Okay, I made two of those up. But still, it would probably be foolish for any of these children to emigrate to the UK.

Comments

[megan29.livejournal.com]

Or is this is a secret plot for Days of Destiny, the American Election Special?

Only if Levi's best friend might also be the daddy, and they'll need a DNA test, whose results are inconclusive, b/c Levi and his best friend are in fact step-brothers: You see, long ago, Levi's dad was married to another woman, but he went hiking, hit his head, and got amnesia. Then he met Levi's mother, who nursed him back to health and...

Well, you'll have to tune in next year for the rest of the story. I can't give a way the plot for the next 2 years.

[grandma-kate.livejournal.com]

You've got it pretty much the way it is written. All you forgot is the part about Bristol's secret identical evil twin named Pistol. She's actually the "Pistol Packing Mama".

[megan29.livejournal.com]

I didn't forget it, but that's for the next next season. A season should be summarized in no more than one paragraph. If you need two paragraphs, then you already have too much plot. :-)