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I seem to be channelling Joyce Grenfell for my Secret Santa fic, which I'm not really sure my recipient will appreciate. But I think I need to write this one out and then write a proper gift fic. Anyway, I did a quick Google for 'George, Don't Do That' just to see if I had got the voice vaguely right. And, inevitably, I found this. It's hilarious.  If you're not familiar with Grenfell, just imagine a nursery school class, peopled with Weasleys and Malfoys aged 5 or 6.  Add a large dash of acerbic wit. And you're getting the idea.

The originals are available here, if you're interested.  I particularly recommend 'Going Home Time' and 'Free-Activity Period'.