Love has enemies: a challenge!

Rarely has this icon felt so appropriate. I'm sure that the flying shadow appears in the video somewhere.

So, yes, I know most of you have already seen the epic awesomeness awfulness that is Shine. (If not, make sure that you have no liquids near your computer when you press play. Some brain bleach would be a useful thing to have handy, too.) If only there was just a hint of irony. But no.

Anyway, I think it's time we had some fun around here, so I am issuing the Shine Fic Challenge. You may choose any or all of the incomprehensible scenes or 'storylines' from the video as your inspiration. Bonus points for explanations of the disappearing moustache.