It's all my fault

[girlyswot]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I gave nundu_art a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In October I gave rhetoretician a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last month I turned gabrielladusult in for farting in church (3 points). Last Sunday I put money in zia_montrose's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-955 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, girlyswot

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Maybe I should send some superglue to George Bush? It would be nice if someone could mend Iraq but I'm a little busy right now.

Comments

[zia-montrose.livejournal.com]

How did the Santa generator know I have trouble feeding meters?

And I don't think the 'Dutch Oven' being awarded negative points is the same as the cooking pot they're apparently discussing in tedious detail on the Quill (haven't looked), but more like the one you'd find a definition of in the Urban Dictionary. Ooh, gross! Yes, I spent far too much time with boys on sports teams in order to know such things...

[girlyswot.livejournal.com]

I plead all ignorance of every kind of Dutch Oven!