Wanna give me a prompt?

Saw this meme and thought it looked fun (if a little scary):

1. Give me a list of THREE (or more) stories that I would NEVER write.
2. I will pick one of the story suggestions and attempt to write a snippet.
3. Spread the meme on your own LJ if you want.

Harry Potter snippets:
For viverl: Childless Charlie at The Burrow (Now with new, added Happy Ending for ladywhizbee)
For tdu000: George after the battle
For coonassblondie: Hermione and Viktor playing Truth or Dare
For ladywhizbee: Nightmare Nibbles
For girlspell: Fire Island
For megan29: Poor Brown-Eyed Charlie
For kinderjedi: Vot is the point?
For bookwormsarah: Lady Flutterby

Antonia Forest snippets:
For ankaret: The end of Patrick and Nicola's marriage
For lizarfau: The Auction Room


More still to come and I'm still accepting prompts. This is fun! All done. Thanks for playing, everyone!