This gives me a new appreciation of the rather strict Norwegian name laws. You're just not allowed to name your kids something that will be ... erm ... of a disadvantage. I think that law came after some horrid late-nineteenth century names like Hermetika (Hermetikk = conserves) and Hybrida.

And Ros, Darling, if you didn't even care to find out where the auditions were and when, I hate to break it to you that then you just don't have the necessary drive to be in American Idol. Sorry. You'll have make to do with being one of our stars. ;)