I'm so glad you're laughing, Mary!! I cannot tell you how much fun this was to write. UST and snarky Snape... And it doesn't matter if your neighbours know he's there, so long as your neighbours don't write slash. Do they?!

I haven't been all bad in the last few days. I've been using my new beta hat to do some asking around and as a result, the old fluff thread that was Disappeared, is now visible again here: http://www.sugarquill.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=7699

See you (both) at the party!