Fanfic - where the writer always has the last word. I love Percy in this.

Percy put down his cutlery with a clatter. ‘Now that’s enough,’ he blustered. ‘Christy is a temporary employee at the Ministry of Magic and I should have thought even you two could show a little consideration to a visitor here.’

Perfect!

I take it back ... I have one quibble ...

No one else would have dared. Especially after the way Percy had been.

I haven't read the first 3 chapters, so could be talking out of my arse, but this line didn't ring true for me. They're ALL Gryffindors!

I'll read the rest soon I think - it looks like great fun.