Haven't you noticed the complete lack of stories written by me? There's a reason for this - I don't write. Anything I turned out would be as tedious as if written by Ernie McMillan on a bad day! I leave all of this creativity to people who actually have a talent for it! It's quite topical, however. We've just had a news story about how Australia's most famous historian made most of his facts up!

I'm even ignoring Mary's suggestion I list the top ten reason's why Bill, Arthur and Charlie are TW'sC.