Ha. If I didn't know you better, I would take this as a compliment. But I do know you better, and I have a feeling that I have just unwittingly thwarted your revenge plan. No Rolf - no way to make Megan jealous (as if!).

"If you bring him back, I'm going to pay more attention to him in my posts and see where he goes."

Yes, I have no trouble believing that you'll pay more attention to him, and - let me rewrite this for clarity - 'follow him wherever he goes (by himself).' Very well, my dear, I'll trot him out just for you, but I'm also bringing someone else who won't jump when I say so. I'm actually quite curious to see how I would deal with him (I'm on a character exploration trip - my own character, it seems).