1. Well I've failed as a mother because I certainly haven't instructed Little Tyke in the beauty treatments available. Of course I'd have to know what they are first. What a prat! And Bridget Jones overweight? She certainly wasn't! One of the things I thought was so funny in the book was that when she finally got to the weight she wanted, everyone kept asking her if she was ill because she looked so dreadful.

2. Congratulations!

3. Congratulations again.