This was too funny as well, so my breakfast is safe! I think you got more cliches in than Mary did, but you had more eye colours to play with! You also got bron eyes the colour of shi- into the story. I'm so glad I issued this challenge.

I particularly enjoyed this Girlyswot leaned forward to look at that one. She wondered if Will Wood wore contact lenses. I hope Moonette's reading this! I know she's entered so I'll go and read hers now. I bet it's flangsty.